I have to shave my legs, I sit to pee, and I can justify any shopping spree I don't go to a barber I go to a salon
I can get a massage without a hard on or a happy ending (like men need)
I can pump my own gas
I can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece and yes it takes a bit to achieve it in the mornings.
I can admit to others when i'm wrong I don't drive in circles at any cost and I
don't have a problem admitting i'm lost ( I will stop any car or emergency vechicle to ask for help)
I never forget an important date ( I have a calendar on my phone and facebook lol)
I don't need instant replay to remember the score cause i'm that football girl lol
I won't lose my hair I don't get jock itch and just cause i'm assertive doesn't make me a bitch
and please don't say to your friends oh yea i can get her or i can hit that (cause your going home with just your hand lol)
jewelry is ok flowers are best cause flowers are from the heart to me and they are living jewerly most likely was picked out by your secretary while your rolling around with your mistress .
look at me guess what I have green eyes ( and my shirt doesn't have a design so you must be looking at my size c's)
I don't have a problem with expressing my feelings i know when your lying you look at the ceiling don't call me girl,babe,or chick. I am woman get it
you dick..
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